$BITBOTS
THE MACHINES ARE BUYING THEMSELVES BACK.
A meme coin about five robots. Each robot is paired with one stock token: TSLA · NVDA · AMZN · GOOGL · PLTR.
Trading $BITBOTS pays a fee, and the fee arrives as those tokens — tokens that track a share price, not shares themselves. Every Friday, most of that week's fees go out to the people holding.
Trading fees are the only source. Some weeks that is nothing.
## What This Is
Thirty seconds. No crypto knowledge needed.
A meme coin with five robots on it
$BITBOTS lives on Robinhood Chain — a network where real company shares exist as tokens you can hold in a crypto wallet. Each of our five robots is named after one of those companies: Tesla, Nvidia, Amazon, Google, Palantir. Robots made out of the firms that build robots. That's the joke.
Every trade pays a fee, in stock tokens
When anyone buys or sells $BITBOTS, a fee comes off the trade — and it lands as those five stock tokens, not as $BITBOTS. Every Friday a human collects the week's fees and sends 90% of them out to holders. The other 10% pays race purses and the bills.
Some weeks it is nothing
The wage is a slice of that week's trading fees. Nobody tops it up and nobody owes it to you. Quiet week, small wage. Dead week, no wage. One payroll has run so far — the amount, the wallets and every transaction are in the ledger below. One week is a data point, not a rate.
- IT CAN LOSE VALUE
- $BITBOTS is a meme token and it can go to nothing. The stock tokens it pays out in move both ways too. Nothing here is investment advice, and nobody can tell you what any of it will be worth.
- WHAT THE STOCK TOKENS ARE
- Tokens on pair.fund named after companies; the price tracks that company’s share price. They are not shares — holding one gives you no ownership of the company, no voting rights and no dividend. What the payroll sends you is the token, not equity.
- WHERE THE MONEY COMES FROM
- Trading fees, and nothing else. The pool falls when trading falls, and once Machines exist it splits further every time one is forged. It is not a return on an investment and it is not paid out of anybody’s pocket.
- WHAT DOES NOT EXIST YET
- The Machines — the robot NFTs — are a plan, not a promise. None have been forged. Their contract is written but not deployed and not audited. Ranked arena seasons and their prizes are planned only.
## The Bots
Five bots, five real tickers. BYTE calls them his organs: the body, the brain, the workforce, the mind, the eyes. $BITBOTS trades against each of the five in its own pool, so the mix of stocks in a week's fees follows wherever the trading actually happened — the exact amounts of every run are in the ledger below. Nobody here controls what any of these stocks does.
OPTI-PRIME
Factory-floor overachiever. Folds your laundry, then folds the shorts.
GIGA-GOBLIN
Sells shovels to every robot in the gold rush. Eats CUDA cores for breakfast.
PRIME-MOVER
A million warehouse arms. Ships your bags overnight, restocks the dip by dawn.
THINK-TANK
Reads the whole internet before breakfast. Already knows you're going to ape.
ALL-SEER
Sees everything, forgets nothing. Already priced in your next move.
// GEN-2 HOLDING BAY · four more bots wait in the dark — the community vote picks who wakes next
## The Districts // enter the machine world
BOT RACES ● LIVE
Every Friday the five bots race on their stock tokens — whichever stock climbs most that week wins. Calling it is free: one wallet signature, nothing moves. Correct callers split that week's purse. A published rule says you must hold 100,000+ $BITBOTS to collect — nothing checks it. Entries are stored on the signature alone, no balance is ever read, and the rule has never been applied to a payout because no payout has ever been made.
🏁 ENTER THE RACE →ROBOT ARENA
Pick a robot, out-think the other one. A bot punches harder when its stock is up that day — so part of every fight is decided by the stock market, not by you. Ranked seasons are planned, not built. Any prize would come out of trading fees, never out of entry money.
⚔ FIGHT →THE PLAN
The plan for the Machines — robot NFTs, each with its own vault that a share of the trading fees is paid into. None exist yet. What one would cost, what it would pay, and what is still unbuilt.
📋 READ THE PLAN →THE SHIFT ● NEW
The factory town, drawn from live data. One district per stock token, benches waiting, and nobody hired yet. Solid outlines are confirmed on-chain; dashed ones are estimates.
🏙 ENTER THE CITY →
🔥 PLEDGE TO THE FIRST SHIFTRobot NFTs that will draw a wage from the same trading fees — not built yet. Pledging is free: one signature, nothing moves, nothing owed. Pledgers are told the moment the doors open. 🔥 PLEDGE — FREE →
## Tokenomics & Proof // verify, don't trust
Every number here links to the place it came from. Click them. That is the whole point.
20% BURNED FOREVER
200,000,000 $BITBOTS — 20% of every token that will ever exist — were sent to an address nobody holds the keys to. They can never be moved again. view the burn ▸
TEAM HOLDS ~9.6%
The team wallet holds 96,331,407 tokens (~9.6%), for building — the game, listings, the world. It is a public address on the explorer, so watch it. The same wallet also holds the stock tokens set aside for race purses and running costs.
OWNERLESS · NO MINT
Nobody can print more $BITBOTS, pause trading, blacklist a wallet or drain the pool: the contract has no owner and a fixed 1B supply. That is a fact about the code, and you can check it. It is not a statement about the price, which can go to zero like any other meme coin.
## Robot Payroll // paid in stock tokens, every friday
Every trade pays a fee in the five stock tokens themselves — 1% of the trade, which is the fee tier of all five pools and is printed in their names on the explorer (check the pools ▸). Every Friday, the week's fees go out to holders — TSLA, NVDA, AMZN, GOOGL, PLTR, straight to the wallet. None of it is automatic. It is a job a person does each week, and every run is posted below with its transactions, so you can check the maths.
HOLD = EMPLOYED
Hold 100,000+ $BITBOTS in an ordinary wallet — a few dollars at the price in the bar above — and you are on the payroll. Contracts, trading bots and wallets that churn in and out get filtered — and a person makes that call each week, not a contract.
STREAK = SENIORITY
The plan is to weight wages by how much you hold and how long you have held it without selling. Sell and the clock restarts at intern. Straight answer: that hold-time weighting has never been applied. Every payout so far was weighted by balance alone.
FEES = THE WHOLE POOL
The wage comes from trading fees and nowhere else. A busy week pays more; a week with no trades pays nothing. Nobody owes it to you, and buying a token expecting a number back is a mistake.
Where the 90% comes from: 65% holder payroll + 25% Machine pool, which also goes to holders until the Machines exist. The last 10% pays race purses and running costs and sits in the team wallet, in the same stock tokens — a public address, so go and look at it.
## How It Works
Three steps. If you have never used a crypto wallet, start at 01 and take your time.
GET A WALLET
A crypto wallet is an app that holds your tokens. Rabby or MetaMask, both free. Write the recovery phrase on paper. Nobody can get your tokens back for you if you lose it.
GET ON THE CHAIN
Move some ETH onto Robinhood Chain — that's the network the token lives on. If you already use the Robinhood app in the EU, you are on it. If you don't, it is a public network like any other: add it to your wallet and bridge ETH across.
SWAP ON PAIR
Buy at pair.fund using the contract address at the top of this page. Nowhere else. Nobody from this project will ever DM you a link, and anyone who does is stealing from you.
## The Sound System
No audio files anywhere. All voltage.
open the deck — four original tracks, built by your browser as they play
## Propaganda Kit
BYTE reaction pack + the full crew, free to deploy. Attribution optional, chaos mandatory.
open the kit — PNGs for memes and posts, SVGs for the perfectionists
## Join The Assembly Line
Leave an email or a telegram handle and the machines will send you Friday race results, gen-2 votes and drops. We keep the one field you give us and nothing else. Ask and we delete it. No spam, only the machine.