$BITBOTS
THE MACHINES ARE BUYING THEMSELVES BACK.
A meme coin about five robots. Each robot is paired with one stock token: TSLA · NVDA · AMZN · GOOGL · PLTR.
Trading $BITBOTS pays a fee, and the fee arrives as those stocks. Every Friday, most of that week's fees go out to the people holding.
It is a slice of the week's trading fees and nothing else. Quiet week, small wage. No trading, no wage.
## What This Is
Thirty seconds. No crypto knowledge needed.
A meme coin with five robots on it
$BITBOTS lives on Robinhood Chain — a network where real company shares exist as tokens you can hold in a crypto wallet. Each of our five robots is named after one of those companies: Tesla, Nvidia, Amazon, Google, Palantir. Robots made out of the firms that build robots. That's the joke.
Every trade pays a fee, in stock
When anyone buys or sells $BITBOTS, a fee comes off the trade — and it lands as those five stock tokens, not as $BITBOTS. Every Friday a human collects the week's fees and sends 90% of them out to holders. The other 10% pays race purses and the bills.
Some weeks it is nothing
The wage is a slice of that week's trading fees. Nobody tops it up and nobody owes it to you. Quiet week, small wage. Dead week, no wage. One payroll has run so far — the amount, the wallets and every transaction are in the ledger below. One week is a data point, not a rate.
## The Bots
Five robots, five real tickers. BYTE calls them his organs: the body, the brain, the workforce, the mind, the eyes. Tesla and Nvidia carry the most weight; Palantir the least. The percentages are how the fee basket is split — not a forecast, and not something anybody here controls.
OPTI-PRIME
Factory-floor overachiever. Folds your laundry, then folds the shorts.
GIGA-GOBLIN
Sells shovels to every robot in the gold rush. Eats CUDA cores for breakfast.
PRIME-MOVER
A million warehouse arms. Ships your bags overnight, restocks the dip by dawn.
THINK-TANK
Reads the whole internet before breakfast. Already knows you're going to ape.
ALL-SEER
Sees everything, forgets nothing. Already priced in your next move.
// GEN-2 HOLDING BAY · four more machines wait in the dark — the community vote picks who wakes next
## The Sound System
Four original tracks, built by your browser as they play. No audio files anywhere. All voltage.
## The Districts // enter the machine world
BOT RACES ● LIVE
Every Friday the five bots race on their stock tokens — whichever stock climbs most that week wins. Calling it is free: one wallet signature, nothing moves. Correct callers split that week's purse. You must hold 100,000+ $BITBOTS when the race closes to collect anything.
🏁 ENTER THE RACE →ROBOT ARENA
Pick a robot, out-think the other one. A bot punches harder when its stock is up that day — so part of every fight is decided by the stock market, not by you. Ranked seasons are planned, not built. Any prize would come out of trading fees, never out of entry money.
⚔ FIGHT →THE FOUNDRY
The five are building the Machines — robot NFTs with their own wallet, kit and fight record. None exist yet. Watch UNIT-001 come together on the line.
🏭 WATCH THE LINE →THE SHIFT ● NEW
The factory town, drawn from live data. One district per stock token, twenty workbenches, and nobody hired yet. Solid outlines are confirmed on-chain; dashed ones are estimates.
🏙 ENTER THE CITY →
🔥 PLEDGE TO THE FIRST SHIFTRobot NFTs that will draw a wage from the same trading fees — not built yet. Pledging is free: one signature, nothing moves, nothing owed. Pledged pilots go first when the forge opens. 🔥 PLEDGE — FREE →
## Propaganda Kit
BYTE reaction pack + the full crew, free to deploy. PNGs for memes and posts, SVGs for the perfectionists. Attribution optional, chaos mandatory.
## Tokenomics & Proof // verify, don't trust
Every number here links to the place it came from. Click them. That is the whole point.
20% BURNED FOREVER
200,000,000 $BITBOTS — 20% of every token that will ever exist — were sent to an address nobody holds the keys to. They can never be moved again. view the burn ▸
TEAM HOLDS ~9.6%
The team wallet holds 96,331,407 tokens (~9.6%), for building — the game, listings, the world. It is a public address on the explorer, so watch it. The same wallet also holds the stock tokens set aside for race purses and running costs.
OWNERLESS · NO MINT
Nobody can print more $BITBOTS, pause trading, blacklist a wallet or drain the pool: the contract has no owner and a fixed 1B supply. That is a fact about the code, and you can check it. It is not a statement about the price, which can go to zero like any other meme coin.
## Robot Payroll // your robot works a job
Every trade pays a fee in the five stocks themselves. Every Friday, the week's fees go out to holders — TSLA, NVDA, AMZN, GOOGL, PLTR, straight to the wallet. None of it is automatic. It is a job a person does each week, and every run is posted below with its transactions, so you can check the maths.
HOLD = EMPLOYED
Hold 100,000+ $BITBOTS in an ordinary wallet and your robot is on the payroll. Contracts, trading bots and wallets that churn in and out get filtered — and a person makes that call each week, not a contract.
STREAK = SENIORITY
The plan is to weight wages by how much you hold and how long you have held it without selling. Sell and the clock restarts at intern. Straight answer: that hold-time weighting has never been applied. Every payout so far was weighted by balance alone.
FEES = THE WHOLE POOL
The wage comes from trading fees and from nowhere else. Nobody funds it, nobody guarantees it, nobody owes it. A busy week pays more; a week with no trades pays nothing. Don't buy a token expecting a number back.
the split: 65% holder payroll + 25% Machine pool — which also goes to holders until the Machines exist — + 10% race purses & running costs · that last 10% sits in the team wallet, in the same stock tokens. it is a public address — go and look at it.
## How It Works
Three steps. If you have never used a crypto wallet, start at 01 and take your time.
GET A WALLET
A crypto wallet is an app that holds your tokens. Rabby or MetaMask, both free. Write the recovery phrase on paper. Nobody can get your tokens back for you if you lose it.
GET ON THE CHAIN
Move some ETH onto Robinhood Chain — that's the network the token lives on. If you already use the Robinhood app in the EU, you are on it.
SWAP ON PAIR
Buy at pair.fund using the contract address at the top of this page. Nowhere else. Nobody from this project will ever DM you a link, and anyone who does is stealing from you.
## Join The Assembly Line
Leave an email or a telegram handle and the machines will send you Friday race results, gen-2 votes and drops. We keep the one field you give us and nothing else. Ask and we delete it. No spam, only the machine.